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Yes, meeting hot teen girls is plausible in 2018, as long as you follow these guidelines to the T. If you don't, you'll be missing a once in a lifetime opportunity because it's never been easier than it is right now.

  • Social Media

    Social media has been around for years now, but now it's just starting to get good. Through the power of apps like Instagram and Snapchat, meeting and chatting with teen girls has never been easier.

    Just opening up the Instagram app will flood your feed with pictures of some of the hottest women I've ever seen. I'm talking 18-23-year-old girls who are looking like playboy bunnies in every other photo.

    Believe it or not, a lot of these girls are into older guys. Maybe they're bored of the guys their age, maybe they have a bad relationship with their fathers. Whatever the case, they're yours for the taking. All you have to do is take advantage of this new platform for meeting hot single girls in whatever ways you can

  • Present Yourself

    No, not in a gross way. In more of a "look at me, I have friends and a nice car" kind of way. Make yourself desirable. I know that's a little more complicated than it seems so I'll go ahead and break it down for you.

    Post GOOD pictures of yourself. (preferably not selfies) Selfies are kind of lame, and if your profile is only selfies then it's going to make you look like a pretty lonely dude, which you might be, but that's why we're doing this in the first place.

    Get some friends to hang out with. Go on hikes with them and bring your phone so you can take plenty of pictures, because what's the point of going to one in the first place if you can't take a hundred pictures on the way.

    Prove you have a soul by taking pictures of your dog doing cute stuff and slap a long-winded appreciation caption below it so people know you that you appreciate him/her. Girls like cute dogs. Actually... fuck it. Everyone likes cute dogs.

  • $$$

    That's right, money. As you can probably guess, most teen girls interested in meeting you are just as interested in what you can provide for them. Sites like SeekingArrangment are available to young people who desire an older partner who has the ability to give them little presents now and then.

    I actually know quite a few girls who use services like these to acquire all the items on their Amazon wishlist. One girl I know just sends pictures of her feet to an older gentleman and in return, he gives her $1000 worth of whatever she wants on her Amazon wish list every single month.

    A lot of the girls go on dates with the men too. If you treat them to a nice dinner and take them out shopping afterward, you might be able to acquire some rewards of your own. No promises though.

    Assuming all goes well you could actually end up dating some of these girls regularly. If there's one thing young men today are lacking, it's money to provide with. Make sure to fill your social media with pictures of yourself doing things only rich guys do but don't emphasize on it too much, so you don't come off like an asshole. I could be wrong though, some girls like that.

It’s not a purse, it’s a satchel!!! Is going to be your new favorite line after checking out these men computer bags. They are ideal for people who are writers, journalists or just like to lug their laptop around.

These bags will have you toting your computer along to the most unlikely places. We found the best bags from affordable to fancy and to boho to modern man.


Coming in at numero uno is this very affordable computer case made by Vaschy. This one does not look like it a laptop case nor does it look like a louis vuitton briefcase. The reason this one actually got to number 1 though, is how affordable it is. It is only 33 dollars on amazon which is the cheapest one we found for cute it is.


This one is also available on Amazon for the affordable price of 35 dollars. This one is actually the best seller on amazon because it is big. It includes a briefcase handle as well as two pockets on the front for phones and snacks and what not. It is simple and lite and will be an easy transition for the man who doesn’t often carry around computer bags.

Jack & Chris Satchels

Jack & Chris is a vegan, non-gmo and family friendly satchel making company. They include a leather cleaning cleanser when you buy their products which is somewhat hypocritical because they claim they are all vegan but whatever right. At least your pleather will stay looking freaking fly as hell. These range from 35 dollars to 64 dollars which is more expensive than our previous picks but whatever tickles your fancy.

Louis Vuitton

Vuitton is known for their woman’s clothing line but there is nothing feminine about their computer bags. Just kidding they look feminine as hell. You can almost smell the milf wearing a juicy sweat suit with a pomeranian in the other hand when you purchase this product. But they look nice and gender roles don’t actually exist anymore because it’s 2017. So you do you boo. They are definitely on the pricey side, which is a good thing if you want people to know that you make money and can afford this swanky, luxury item.


We are basically just throwing this one in for giggles. This lovely suede bag is ideal for the maninistas out there looking to show off a particularly fancy tote. The reason the Gucci messenger is comical is because it cashes in at 2,000 dollars. So if you are a journalist, you probably don’t have the funds to get this one. Either way it does look nice.

Be sure to keep these things in mind when you are shopping for your next bag. Remember the perks of these bags are to keep your computer nice and clean without holding a huge briefcase. Embrace the modern man that you are!

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